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Diarrhea
Tacos gave me diarrhea and it is in my pants! Jeffy, Stop It, don't sing about stuff like that is gross
Somebody is at the door, at the door, at the door, somebody is at the door, and there is diarrhea in my pants!
Hello? Give it to me. Give what to you? You're house payment Mario! It's not due till midnight and it's only eight o'clock
ITS MIDNIGHT SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD! Well, look, I don't know if im gonna be able to make my payment tonight...
Mario if you don't pay your house payment by midnight tonight
Do you know what i'm gonna do to you? What? Purple Nurple. What? Purple Nurple?
I'm gonna take your nipple in this hand, see this hand? I'm take your nipple and TWIIST REALLY HARD
I'm gonna take this hand and pick up where I left off and TWIIST REALLY HARD
I'm gonna take this hand one more time, see this hand? Bring it around town and TWIIST REALLY HARD
And in this hand one last time, pick up where i left off, and TWIIST REALLY HARD
This hand Mario, one more time, look at this hand, watch it, bring it around town and TWIIST REALLY HARD
I'm gonna rip your nipple clean off your chest Mario. You see right here? What do I have in my hand?
Your nipple. Guess what i'm gonna do with you're nipple Mario? Ah. *Eats*
Yummy your nipple. That Seems like its gonna hurt...
Oh Yeah. I've only done it twice in my life before. The guy, the guy I did it to guess what his name is? What? No Nipple Tim
Guess how many house payments No Nipple Tim has missed? How Many? Zero.
So if you miss your house payment tonight Mario, your nicknames gonna be No Nipple Mario. See you later
No Nipple Mario. Its kinda got a ring to it.
AWW, My Poor nipples.. What's wrong, Daddy? Well Jeffy if I don't come up with $2,000 by tonight. I'm gonna lose my nipples
Well i don't have nipples, see? that's gross Jeffy. I just need quick money tonight....
Yo yo yo do you need money tonight?
Den Ener in yo most fia rap song, into the rap song comp! And yo can make, 50k Dough!
$50,000 just make some stupid little rap song I can do it, it can't be that hard. Okay. Uh my name is Mario
I really need some money if I don't get it then my nipples will be goney? I don't know
This is stupid. I'ma just ask Black Yoshi to do it..
Hey Daddy I can make a rap!
No, you can't Jeffy. Yeah, I can daddy. I just need a saxophone. Wha, a saxophone
*Epic saxophone solo*
Wanna See My Pencil?
Hey Daddy, wanna see my pencil? I stick it in my nose, until it hits the middle!
It's yellow,it special. It tastes like a pretzel. I hit it on my head to make it extra mental
I mental, I'm crazy, diaper like a baby, who's the Easter Bunny?
You know that is my daddy! My rhymes are freaking hot! You weren't even ready. I got my jammies on I'm ready for beddie!
Wanna See My Pencil?
Do Ya Wanna See My Pencil?
Cat Piano Solo *Uh Noise*
Back on the track, These hoes I smack,
These haters can't kill me, you know thats a fact! My diaper I pat, my piano is a cat!
I see a can of green beans, and I hit it with a bat! Always Where my helmet, don't have to ride a bike!
These Bully's Wanna taunt me, but you know we're gonna fight! People say they hate me, well they can take a hike!
I just scored these haters, now let me drop the mic!
Wanna See My Pencil?
Wanna See My Pencil? DO YOU WANNA SEE MY PENCIL
So daddah, What do ya Think?
Jeffy That was ridiculous! I can't believe you submitted that! You're not gonna win!
Maaaan Daddah stop hatin!
When that rap drops, It's gonna be straight fire!
Its gonna be top on charts, and tastin farts! Ima need a snorkel. A snorkel, for what?
For all the wet Kitty I'm gonna be swimming in. Wet kitty? Oh yeah, I'm talking wet, soaking wet. MEOW
Who's that? Jeffy, just stay right here. all right daddy.
Uh Hello? AYYY! Is J-Fee Here? Wha J-Fee? Yeah, J-Fee! uh, Jeffy's here
No No, Not no Jeffy. J-Fee! Look anyway, I got
$50,000 that he won in a rap content. WUH! He actually won the contest??
Yeah Man! Oh well come on inside!
Alright so sit right here. JEFFY! JEFFY GET IN HERE! So Jeffy Really Won?
Yeah, he sent us the HARDEST Rap song.
Whats Up Ball Sniffers
Jeffy You won the 50K Rap Contest!
I knew that bill was hot!
Yeah, you beat everyone in the comp! so here 50K
wo dat?
Uh I Don't Know...
Uh hello? YO Mario! Is the rap judge here!
Rap Judge? Well theres a guy here giving us 50K For a rap
Wha? MOVE OUT THE WAY!
Man! Look at all this paper! Yep! and its all yours!
Wait! Not so fast!
Who are you? MAN SOMEBODY GET THIS SKIN ROCK OFF MY TABLE!
I'm Toad and I need to submit a song to the contest!
Don't waste your time. Well. Yeah, he's right
It's kind of too late to submit a song
But I kind of do want to hear another song so go ahead. Sing me a song. Let me see
OH MAN WHO LET THE ASS OUT? HA HA! OH I NEED ALL GIRLS TO GET BONKERS BABY! JUST SHAKE IT! BABY
TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, DO IT FOR THE MONEY BABY. FOR THE MONEY BABY
TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, MOVE DEM CHEECKS, TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, MAN YO BUTTS FOR WEEKS!
TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, I NEED A SNEEK PEEK! I WAS STUDYING THAT BOOTY, I KINDA LIKE A GEEK!
Studdy ASS, JONY HAD A SEIZURE (idk), Flow So SLICK, I think i got the measles!
Booty make me hungry i need little caesars! Shake it for the money girl! You are more sleather! (or something)
SO SHAKE IT FOR THE MONEY, THE WORD BY THE BUNNY (Again, IDK) Got a bunch of cash pound in the bucket baby!
Dis song about butt, if you didnt know the subject baby! Turn that ass like you just baught some megas? (hes hard to understand)
TAG, YOUR IT,DA BOOTY YOU GOTTA SHAKE IT, GO HEAD AND BREAK IT BOOTY LIKE A TRESURE, YOU CAN FIND IT AND TAKE IT
i MEAN THAT ASS IS ON FIRE! STOP DROP AND SHAKE IT!
TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, DO IT FOR THE MONEY BABY. FOR THE MONEY BABY
OKEY, YA KNOW I LIKE DAT ASS, BRING IT BUSS (IDK) IM FLYIN FIRST CLASS
CHEECKS TO BIG GONNA MAKE ME CRASH, BUT I HAVE CONTROLL, DONT MAKE ME GET THE PATTEL!
Shake that ass, i hope its not hassel.
MOVE IT LIKE YOUR AT IT, AND IL GET YOU A SATTLE!
SHAKE IT REAL FAST, JUST LIKE A BABY'S RATTEL
PUT YOU ON SCREEN, YOU COOK ME A NIGHTCLUB
DONT FITTLE LIKE A SLAVE, ALL THE GIRLS CALL ME MASTERS
Wind it up baby, and it happens more faster (if anything is wrong, its because i can't understand them :/)
Shake it, Shake it, and dont forget to drop it,
dat ass to big, girl you know im bein honast!
Make those cheecks shine, just like they gettin polished
Twerk for the money for collage. TWERK IT, SHAKE IT, DO IT FOR THE MONNEY BABY, FOR MONNEY BABY
WOAH! THIS SONG CHANGES EVERYTHING! DIS SONG BE FIRE!
Wha- Whats going on?
Man dis songs so good... it might be a tie!
A TIE ARE YOU HIGH??
Wha a tie? IT CANT BE A TIE! You already said Jeffy Won!
Look Look Look, Its so good, Toad Put up at good fight! Yeah Yeah Yeah Mines good, Right?
Wait, so if the songs are tied, how do we settle it?
I Don't know... maybe we should call the fire department to see whose song is the most fire!
Okay, so I got a call about a fire. Yeah, we want you to see which song is the most fire?
What which song is the most fire? Yeah? Yeah, so you're telling me. There's no actual fire here
No, we we just want you to see which song is the most fire!
All right play the songs. okay
Yeah both of those songs are pretty fire. I think I got third-degree burns on my face. So witch song was the most fire?
Huh well they were both pretty fire, but I got a thing for butts so I'm gonna go with that one
Wahoo! I won!
THATS B.S!
Yeah, Jeffy's song was better. Well the firefighter has spoken. I'm gonna go to the hospital now...
Oh Man... Jeffy I Can't believe you lost
Well Jeffy. I guess you can say bye-bye to my nipples. Bye Bye Daddy's nipples. I was supposed to get $2,000 by tonight. Oh well daddy i got this!
$10,000??? Yep. Where'd you get that at Jeffy? Oh I stole it off the pile of money. What you stole it?
Yeah, I'm about that life. I'm on that gangster shiz. Well I guess my nipples are saved. YAY! Daddy's nipples! Let's Celebrate!
daddy let me grab my hoe
what hoe? here you go daddy my main hoe
Hey Daddy, wanna see my pencil? I stick it in my nose, until it hits the
middle
It's yellow it special. It tastes like a pretzel. I hit it on my head to make it extra mental
I mental, I'm crazy, diaper like a baby, who's the Easter Bunny?
You know that is my daddy! My rhymes are freaking hot! You weren't even ready. I got my jammies on I'm ready for bedy!